Happy Diwali!!!

Sunda sundar banne aur dikhane ka pav..Naye kapade aur make up karne ka parv..Tradiitonal clothes pehnene ka parv....

Adbhud diye, phulon, ki sundarta ka parv..Ghar ko khub sunda sajane ka, mehkane ka parv....

yummy yummy mithai khane aur khilane ka parv...Yummy..Mummy bhuk lagi!!!

Shaanti ka parv...Prabhu ka aashish lene ka parv....

Hey Prabhu hum sab aapka Abhinandan karte hain...

Diwali aayi Khushiyaan laayi

I am so happy this time...Not only it's Diwali coming in but also another bunch of happiness and preparation for a new member to join in our family...

No bad guesses,ok!!!

My Brother, my Biggy B is going to engage with pretty Dun gal this Monday..Wow!!! M so happy..
With lots of goody things, it's a family reunion meet whwre we will dance, enchant and will have lots of fun!!!

So to all the people tak cr..n stay happy!!

How to Catch a Lion??

Ø Newton's Method:Let, the lion catch you.For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. Ø

Einstein Method:Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will alsorun faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trapit easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proventhat its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issuestell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Ø Indian Police Method:catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it toaccept that its a lion. Ø Rajnikanth Method :Keep warning the lion that u may come and attackanytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon infear itself.

Ø Jayalalitha Method:Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM andkill it, while it's sleeping !

Ø Manirathnam Method (director):Make sure the lion does not get sun light and putthelion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. Thelion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Ø Karan Johar Method (director):Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion andlionessfall in love with each other. Send anotherlionessin to the forest, followed by another lion.First lion loves the first lioness and the secondlion loves the 2nd lioness.But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send anotherlioness(third) into the forest. You don'tunderstandright... ok....read it after 15 yrs, thenalso u wont !

Ø Yash Chopra method (director): Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in agood scenic location

.Ø Govinda method:Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ø Menaka Gandhi method:save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

Ø George bush method:Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ø Ravi Shastri method:Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 ballsand score 1 run .